Ah, crap. It’s Friday again.

And that means that I should be cleaning. I don’t know if that’s a good idea right now because I’m still technically sick with this awful cold, so maybe I shouldn’t be stirring up dust and getting myself all worn out with the vacuums and the dusters and cleaning cloths, etc.

But on the other hand, four dogs and two humans make an awful lot of dust, and I know that getting all that dust out of the house will help me recover from this cold quicker.

Where the heck is my cleaning gnome? I want a cleaning gnome, NOW. Let’s face it–even though I’m short, I’m not as short as a gnome, for whom tasks like vacuuming under furniture and dusting mopboards would be a breeze.

Plus I think the dogs would really get a kick out of having a house gnome. They love me, sure, but can they chase me under the sofa? No. Think of the merriment! Imagine how our household would be enriched by having a cleaning gnome!

Okay, maybe the cold and flu medication I’ve been taking is affecting me. I’m gonna go lay down for a few minutes. Maybe the gnome will be here by the time I wake up from my mid-afternoon nap.

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